Work Bird Controls the Horizontal. Work Bird Controls the Vertical.
Work Bird is very displeased that Colleen stopped keeping production diary. Work Bird now makes Colleen write down her every move so she can see just how much time is not spent at drawing board.
Time spent filing does not get art drawn. Time spent on Facebook does not get art drawn. Time spent reorganizing office does not get art drawn.
Work Bird makes Colleen face priorities.
Colleen met art quota today. Work Bird is pleased.
Colleen did not meet work hours quota. Work Bird is not pleased.
Work Bird will make Colleen do better tomorrow.